Production framework
Premise filters, fake-institution rules, phrase engines, caption posture, and episode readiness checks.
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Make the slop with a repeatable file.
A still-first workflow for absurd AI short videos.
The packet will document the actual Slop Authority production process once the pipeline is stable: premise, rule, still bible, still pack, motion prompt map, edit checklist, and tool stack.
Framework under review
UnitStill pack
MotionProvider map
ReleaseAfter proof
The workflow being packaged.
This is not a pushbutton content machine. It is a production checklist for turning one absurd premise into controlled assets that can survive image-to-video generation.
01 PremiseDefine the impossible first frame, primitive stake, one-sentence rule, and fake institution.
02 Script cardBuild title, phrase engine, beat order, caption posture, and loop ending before making assets.
03 Still bibleLock continuity, setting, lens, palette, visual taboos, and no-readable-text constraints.
04 Still packGenerate and select the 6-10 source stills that carry the story before motion work starts.
05 Motion mapMap each approved still to camera motion, subject motion, duration, constraints, and caption line.
06 Edit passAssemble, caption, review, and only then decide whether the episode is worth publishing.
Packet contents.
The first paid version should ship only after the Slop Authority pipeline has real examples, known costs, and one checklist another operator can follow.
Templates
Script card, still bible, still-pack manifest, image-to-video prompt map, edit review, and release checklist.
Example teardown
One finished Slop Authority episode broken into source decisions, asset sequence, motion plan, and review notes.
Cost controls
Simple planning sheet for estimating still count, motion runs, revisions, editor time, and discard rate.
Safety checklist
Boundaries for parody posture, official-account confusion, platform writes, tool spend, and claim discipline.
Tool stack notes
Categories and provisional options, with no sponsored recommendations until the production stack is stable.
Tools under evaluation.
The packet will not freeze tool recommendations until the workflow has been run enough times to know what actually matters.
Image generation
Image to video
Video editor
Captions
Asset organization
Launch criteria.
Commercial release waits for proof: at least three finished videos, known cost per video, known time per video, and one repeatable checklist.
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